“In all of living, have much fun and laughter.
Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.”
-Gordon B. Hinckley








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Thurs 3/20....you're kidding, right?

So, this is funny. Not really funny in a gut renching, beat red face, can't breathe, humorous funny. But in a, "I can't believe this is happening to me!" funny.
So, I woke up to Josh calling my name at 3:00am, telling me to turn off his alarm (he gets up at 3:20). Of course I was like "why, what the heck are you doing?" Well, turns out he is laying on the cold bathroom floor in the fetal position dealing with the cold sweats, trying to figure out which "end" was going to give him some problems.

Really, are you freaking kidding me????
Well, being the great provider and hard worker that he is, he still left for work and is toughing it out until he really does "loose it". I went back to bed, only to wake up at 5, to find my sweet little Brady lying next to me. This is not unusual at all. Our little Brady is in our bed more than he is in his own. Well, the next thing I know, he asks me to rub his tummy.
So I say to him, "Brady, are you going to throw up?"
Brady: "no"
Me: " are you sure?"
Brady: "my tummy just hurts. Can you rub my tummy?"
Okay, I'm pretty sure that 99% of people KNOW that they are about to "loose their cookies."
So I figure, 'if he is going to throw up, he would know and obviously tell me.....right?'
WRONG!!! The next thing I know, Linda Blair is in my bed, throwing up on his back, shooting for the ceiling, me and my white down comforter, not to mention my clean sheets that have only been on the bed for 36 hours since their 'last' washing.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?????!!!!!!!!

I am not complaining by any means. I know I have it a lot easier than a lot of people out there. But what the fetch? I REALLY don't get it. It really does make you want to laugh and cry all at the same time. Well, me anyway.
And the best part? The "cherry on the top"? I'm seriously feeling a little sick myself. Seriously.

Conclusion: When life gets you down, just stay there. At least when it involves throw-up.

5 comments:

Heather said...

WOW! I cannot believe how sick your family has been. I am so sorry!

Thanks for checking out our blog and I look forward to checking in with your family. Hope you all feel better soon.

jeremyandholly said...

i'm pretty sure that your conclusion was HILARIOUS!! i love you megan dear...the craps and pukes are the worst. good luck. call me if i can do anything for you!

The Parks Fam said...

Oh Meg, I am soo sorry!!! I don't deal with the throw ups very well at all!! This HAS to be it for you guys, seriously. Call me if you need ANYTHING or just to talk. I love ya!

P.S. Did you just say fetch??!!

Julianna said...

Meg, can I bring your family some chicken noodle soup? Something? Anything? I feel so bad for you!!!

ARRON N' L!SA said...

i love your use of the word "fetch" great job. :)
i hope you all get feeling better soon, for longer then a couple days. :)
lisa